•Why it earns a slot
Published in 1889, the book established a template for English comic prose that influenced writers for generations, and its specific jokes, from the British Museum medical dictionary scene to the Hampton Court Maze, remain in wide circulation more than a century later.
Three hypochondriac friends, J. (the narrator), George, and Harris, plus the fox-terrier Montmorency, take a two-week rowing holiday up the Thames from Kingston to Oxford and back. The book follows their mishaps, digressions, and comic disasters on the river, punctuated by the narrator's rambling reminiscences and mock-philosophical asides. After two days of relentless rain on the return journey, the trio abandons the boat at Pangbourne, sneaks to the railway station, and ends the trip with a celebratory supper in London.
This distillation is written from the freely available original, which is always the better read when you have the time: gutenberg.org.