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Gulliver's Travels

Jonathan Swift · novel, 1726·8 hrs in the original·original at Project Gutenberg
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  • Gulliver wakes bound by an army of six-inch archers. He wakes on Lilliput shore lashed to the ground by several slender ligatures across his body, his hair pinned down too, and finds forty six-inch archers advancing up his chest.
  • He puts out a palace fire by urinating on it. Drunk on diuretic wine from the night before, he douses the blaze in three minutes flat, but making water inside the palace is a capital offense, and the empress never forgives him for it.
  • A 36-moon war started over cracking eggs the wrong way. Lilliput and Blefuscu have fought for thirty-six moons and lost forty capital ships over which end of a boiled egg to crack; eleven thousand people have died rather than break theirs at the small end.
  • In Brobdingnag he becomes a paid circus act. The farmer who found him bills him as Grildrig, charges admission at the sign of the Green Eagle, and runs him through the same tricks for twelve different audiences in a single day.
  • The giant king calls humanity odious vermin. After Gulliver describes English law, war, and politics in detail, the king delivers his verdict: humanity is the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.
  • He comes home unable to stand his own family's smell. Back home he still cannot bear the smell of his own family, keeps his nose stuffed with rue and lavender, and only last week let his wife sit at the far end of the dinner table.
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Why it earns a slot

Why it earns a slot: it disguises a full political and moral indictment of Europe, war, law, and colonialism as four increasingly absurd travelogues, and still lands as a story before it lands as an argument.

A ship's surgeon washes up among six-inch people, then giants, then flying scientists, then talking horses, and each stop makes him hate his own species a little more.

This distillation is written from the freely available original, which is always the better read when you have the time: Project Gutenberg.

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